Pied Piper in my backseat

play that instrument
loudly while I am driving
play for the people!

Book #13: How to Say Goodbye in Robot

This book is a hidden gem. Don't let the title turn you off (like it did me). Actually, I think the title is all wrong for this book and the author or publishing house is doing a major disservice to this piece of literature. I think I would call it, "Looking for Casper", or "Magic Carpet Ride", all of which will not make any sense to you unless you read this book! It's a touching story of friendship and love, and well, losing that friendship and love too. Go read it. You'll be glad you did.

a good day

agenda is blank
coffee, reading, gardening
I love you Sunday

whack!

watching him kick boards
afraid he'll lose confidence
but he doesn't quit

Book #12: Ape House

As I was strolling through the library, about to check out my books and leave, something caught my eye. It was the name on a book in the display: Sara Gruen. I know this name because, well, we share the first one, and because it happens to be the author of one of my all time favorite books, Water for Elephants. On the strength of my love for that book alone, I picked up Ape House and ditched the book I was about to read.

Ape House did not disappoint. In fact it only reinforced my love for this author and her work. Such an incredible look at bonobos which opened my eyes at the harsh mistreatment apes are put through and built a greater appreciation for these beautiful animals. It inspired me so much, I seriously toyed with the idea of a career change to study primates and their language learning abilities. And I'm still toying.
You never know...

my favorite time of day

I love when the book
I am currently reading
is just so damn good

alarm clocks are the devil

I don't like waking
before the sun has risen
stupid 6 a.m.

Book #11: Ender's Game

Ender's Game is not my typical preferred reading, but it does fit into the dystopian future category, so I suppose it qualifies...This book is part of a larger series classified as science fiction where young children are born and bred to become soldiers prepared to fight the next alien invasion. My summary did nothing for the true cleverness of the story so don't let that influence you. It really is an interesting read with some relevant issues weaved in. I might just give the other books a chance, and this book has spawned two separate series, one that takes place involving the main character, and one that takes place without the main character. Which one should I choose?

may I have a tissue, please?

warm weather breezes
flowers, sunshine, sprouting green
Achoo! Achoo! ugh.

where my gold at?

I've got a wee lad
who acts like a leprechaun
but is way cuter

license to pee

walking through Target
I'm thrilled to not have to buy
any more diapers!

Book #10: Mrs. Kimble

This book, in my humble opinion as a not-so-professional book reviewer, was simply...stellar! Excellent storytelling done from three different view points: all of them a Mrs. Kimble. And oh, how you start to really loathe Mr. Kimble! What a prick! But, don't let my opinion influence your judgement of the man.
Pick up the book and decide for yourself.

nighty night

long, curly lashes
steady breathing, face so calm
sweet dreams, little one

gardening time

tomatoes, fennel,
artichokes, peppers, leeks, chard:
you are my bitches!

Book #9: Torment

I'm a sucker for a teen paranormal series. Torment is the second book in the Fallen series about a teenaged angel and his mortal love. In the first book you learn that this angel was outcast from Heaven because of his choice to love the mortal girl. As a curse, the girl dies at age 17 only to be reincarnated and reunited with her angel lover, and the cycle repeats itself all over again, generation after generation. We meet the girl after she has been reincarnated umpteen times and is just learning about all this heaven and hell stuff, along with angels and demons and maybe, just maybe, she's had enough of this dying crap!

All in all, this book was okay. I didn't buy the love between the two. Just didn't seem  as intense as the author was trying to make it. I'll read the next one though, to see what she decides!

countdown

in just four short days
that young man of mine returns
right where he belongs

gross

like moth to a flame,
dogs and feces together
it's magnetism

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huh? what's that you say?
you want my blog on Kindle?
Amazon dot com

where are the royalties?

potty time is fun
when you include an iTouch
with a Netflix app

It helps me sleep better

sneak on a diaper
while he is sleeping soundly
to ensure dry bed

Book #8: Clockwork Angel

This is the prequel to the Mortal Instruments series (which I thought was ho-hum), and really, this was SO much better! Maybe I liked the time period better, I don't know, but the storyline was so much more compelling and none of the characters were the least bit annoying.

Bravo, Ms. Clare, your prequel series is the one you should have started with. And maybe ended with too. Now the worst part is having to wait for the next book...

I didn't quit you. You quit me.

hey there, pilates?
I think I wanna break up,
just not working out

guest blogger haiku!

Because I'm stumped for words, I felt the time was right to pull my Get Out Of Jail Free card and use the cleverly written haiku from the lovely Joy Engel. This haiku was written in response to my distress over my son's.....um, behavior....
Enjoy!

I'm breaking his toys.
Don't ever mess with Mommy.
He'll be sorry. Crunch.

putting on a happy face

taking a small break
to repair and mend my heart.
I'm much better now

Book #7: Dearly Devoted Dexter

The second book in the Dexter series, Dearly Devoted Dexter (honestly, I can't tell them apart, their titles all run together for me because of the author's fondness for alliteration) is pretty swell. I happily discovered this book took quite a departure from the show as I was not at all familiar with the storyline. And maybe because it does get pretty groteseque... I don't like Deborah in the books though, she's nothing but a bitch (I don't like her in the show either but that's because she and Dexter hooked up off screen, but....now they're divorced) and Doakes meets his demise in a much more horrifying and torturous way than in the show. Good times.

However I found faults with the storyline, like if Dexter and Deb are chasing this serial killer, then why the hell isn't Miami PD involved. Why is Dexter hunting down Doakes on his own? These statements will probably mean absolutely nothing to you unless you've read it, so please go read it and then we can discuss.

sometimes I cry

I miss the big one.
He's been gone for two weeks now.
Mommy needs him back.

toothache sweet

"I wuv you Mommy".
I'd like to record that phrase
to be my ringtone.

who wears short shorts?

hello silky legs,
it's nice to see you again
after all that hair.

365 days of Valentine

I refused the love
on this Hallmark holiday.
It's every day.

scissors and toddlers don't mix

try and cut the hair
of a ticklish 3-year old.
looks a bit funky

book #6: City of Glass

I can't remember when I read the first book in this series. It seems recent, although if it were I'm sure I would have written about it right? Okay, third and final installment in the Mortal Instruments series, and I think I'm over all the magical, mystical other-worldly power bullshit. Vampires, werewolves and fairies....why do they always have to appear together? The best thing about this series was the incestuous relationship that never was.
Oops, spoiler alert.

And with all this bashing, I ran right out and got the prequel.

you can't break me yet

hey there, pilates?
I was sore for like, 4 days!
I'll be back though, bitch.

a growing vocabulary

new favorite term:
"hillbilly bajingo wash"
try it. you'll like it.

Book #5: City of Ashes

This is the second book in the Mortal Instruments trilogy and it was...eh. I won't say much else about it, but I will finish up the series, so I guess it's good enough to want to complete it, but...eh.

stuck on words

all I've got are vowels.
all I've got are consonants.
and I just can't win.

easy prey

giggle fits, squealing
squirming laughter, can't catch breath;
I love to tickle.

trampoline injury

can't turn my head left.
it's like I slept on it wrong,
need some Tylenol.

Book #4: Love is the Higher Law

This book was not next on my list, however, I temporarily misplaced the book I was reading and was just using this for filler. Two days later, I'm done, and I have to say....wow. Such a moving and profound book written about 9/11 and its effects on the lives of three individuals. This story eloquently describes the emotions and feelings associated with that tragic event in such a poetic and touching way. I'm glad I read it, and you will be too.

sorry if I smell

my pipes are frozen.
I won't say how long it's been
since my last shower

Book #3: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Okay, confession time. I only picked up this book because I have a secret crush on Dexter Morgan. Or maybe it's the actor playing Dexter Morgan, but I don't think so because I totally wasn't crushing on him during Six Feet Under. But seriously though, the show rocks my world and since I discovered it has literary ties, I of course had to take it for a spin.

I was afraid it would be an exact replica of the first season, and while there are some parallel story lines, I was pleasantly surprised by the vast and major differences. I won't go into them because of spoiler concerns, but trust me, you'll probably dig it.

Most of this book is Dexter's inner monologue and I was glad that Rita made few appearances. I hate that girl. Well, hate's a strong word, but she is SO wrong for Dexter! Anywho, give it a try, you'll be glad you did!

ode to the freezing temps

wintery weather,
whooshing, walloping, whooping,
whacked-out. wham! windy.

the bon voyage dinner (compliments of Julia Child)

making his fave meal,

every 8-year-old's dream:

potage parmentier

excuses, excuses

neglected haiku
and running behind schedule
of reading challenge

the perfect sign

unattended kids
will be given a puppy
and an espresso

major food groups

ketchup is counted
as a main vegetable
when eating hotdogs

girl scout goodness

secretly hiding

Thin Mints from my family.

I will eat them all.

words with losers (and by loser, I mean me)

I'm always losing
at those stupid word games, yet,
I come back for more

sad mommy

he's leaving me soon,
traveling 2,000 miles
away from my heart

it's a rose to me

stinky, smelly feet
snotty, snorting, sniffy nose
and he's only three

and...it's gone!

weekend, oh weekend,
where did you disappear to?
Monday comes too fast.

Book #2: Freedom

Damn Jonathan Franzen, you wrote a long-ass book! So I'm already behind schedule on my 52 books in 52 weeks challenge because of this particular novel. Was it worth it though? I didn't think so until around page 558 ( I should mention this book is 562 pages long...). While it was entertaining enough not to lose interest, I wasn't grabbed. This did not cause any sleepless nights nor make me wonder if the characters and I would be friends in real life.

So for most of this read, I'd say it was mediocre at best. But then a funny thing happened: I kept reading. And as a result, I ended up liking it more and more, in fact right when I got to page 562 I was able to tell myself "Self, that was a pretty satisfactory ending." I guess what I'm saying is...I liked it, but not so much at first.

Now I hear this book took Mr. Franzen eight years to write, and it shows, especially seeing how long it took me to read. It is incredibly detailed with well thought out characters and storylines, but was it worthy enough to put Jonathan on the cover of Time magazine? Yeah, I'm not so sure, but that's why I don't get paid to read.

ghost town and smooth music

ghetto grocery:
you are quite tolerable
at 7 a.m.

betrayal

you are not my friend.
you've hurt me, I'm exhausted
f*** you, exercise!

can't mess with bedtime

I should get an "F"
in: Trying To Put Your Kids
To Sleep By Themselves

smell the chocolate

channeling Crocker,
first name: Betty. bake through me
and pop out some sweets

your insides will stick together

"don't swallow the gum!"
I must have said this sentence
eighty times today.

every 2 minutes

mommy? I'm hungry.
mommy? can I have a snack?
mommy? I want more.

weather

the rain prevents boys

from jumping on trampoline.

mommy needs a drink.

must finish

currently reading,

but the book will never end.

it goes on and on...

can't move

head on my shoulder,

sweet, warm body curled up tight.

arm falling asleep.

that's just gross

hey, you great big dog,
must you eat dirty diapers
when we leave the house?

servants

no nap, just demands

like “i want this!”, “i want that!”

the house bows to him

timing

the idea is to 

let me know you need to pee

before it happens

language

he wants to ‘nuggle,

which is like “snuggle” without

the “s”. just ‘nuggle.

a monster is born

can you hear sirens?

it’s getting louder, louder

make him stop. please. go.

the red truck

when he grows up big

he will be a fireman.

with built in sirens.

Book #1: Slam

Slam by Nick Hornby
The first book read of the new year  and I'm off to a good start. Although this isn't my typical cup of tea, it made for an entertaining read. The main character being a teenage boy who finds out he's knocked up his ex-girlfriend and secretly conducts discussions with a Tony Hawk poster isn't exactly what I consider when searching for books, but I do like me some Nick Hornby and since this was his first shot at YA, I felt I should be supportive. Well done, Nick. You made me laugh out loud at least a couple of times.

please, just sit on the toilet

what shall I bribe with?

cupcakes? candy? no, he wants

a ride on a bus

peace and quiet

get an iPod touch

and watch those tantrums be gone!

thank you Mr. Jobs

pain

legos everywhere,

but don’t step on the pieces.

that really hurts. ouch.